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Dimitri the Stud

Posted by midnightcraz on July 22, 2008

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This has got to be the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard!! Are there really FREAKS like this in the world? Unbelievable!

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BIC Enters The Mobile Phone Market..

Posted by midnightcraz on July 18, 2008

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/07/17/bic-enters-the-mobile-phone-market/

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Life Lock ID theft protection firm sued

Posted by midnightcraz on May 18, 2008

I wonder if he got the $1 million dollars Guarantee every time his Identity was Stolen?

For a time, the ads were everywhere on TV and radio, the ones with the head of a security company brazenly challenging would-be thieves to try to steal his identity.

Richard Todd Davis, CEO of LifeLock Inc., was so confident in his company’s ability to protect his identity that he publicly revealed his Social Security number: 457-55-5462.

But according to a new class-action lawsuit filed last week in Jackson County, LifeLock’s identity theft protection services were so inept that Davis’ personal information was stolen repeatedly.

“While LifeLock has only publicly acknowledged that Davis’ identity was compromised on one occasion, there are more than 20 driver’s licenses that have been fraudulently obtained [using his personal information],” the suit states.

“Furthermore, a simple background check performed using Davis’ Social Security number reveals that his entire personal profile has been compromised to the extent that the birth date associated with his Social Security number is Nov. 2, 1940, which would [inaccurately] make Davis 67 years old.

“The lawsuit maintains that LifeLock, which claims on its Web site to be “the industry leader in the rapidly growing field of Identity Theft Protection,” made false and misleading claims in its multimillion-dollar ad campaign about the level of protection it provides.

“Through its advertisements, LifeLock misrepresents and assures consumers that it can protect against all types of fraud including, without limitation, computer hacking, password theft and other noncredit-related theft,” the suit reads.

But LifeLock doesn’t protect against many forms of identity theft, according to the lawsuit.

The Charleston Gazette – News – ID theft protection firm sued

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Penis snatching panic hits city..

Posted by midnightcraz on April 24, 2008

KINSHASA (Reuters) – Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

Penis theft panic hits city.. | Oddly Enough | Reuters

And I thought I seen it all?

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Picture of the Day…

Posted by midnightcraz on March 29, 2008

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Cartoon of the Day

Posted by midnightcraz on March 22, 2008

Gas Prices

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Do Gas Stations Sell Horse Feed Now? Coming Soon?

Posted by midnightcraz on March 18, 2008

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FUNNY PICTURES!!! – The best collection 1 – Good-Thing.net

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A Joke

Posted by midnightcraz on March 18, 2008

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

“Johnny, do you have a story to share?”

“Yes ma’am.

My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last with her bare hands.”

“Good Heavens” said the horrified teacher. “What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?”

“Stay the F**K away from Aunt Barbara when she’s drinking.”

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This Is So Funny…

Posted by midnightcraz on March 18, 2008

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