Same ol Story… With an Opinion…

He said, She Said..

Posted by midnightcraz on December 6, 2008

He said . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ….. . . They already have boyfriends.

He said . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

He said … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . You wear pants don’t you?

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